Showing posts with label Martin Sheen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martin Sheen. Show all posts

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Martin Sheen and the Triple Crown Trainer



Mention the Triple Crown to me and my mind goes back to Martin Sheen and the memorable evening we endured some years ago with a feisty thoroughbred horse trainer.  Although the robust, rough-hewn horseman never has taken home the coveted trophy, he was no stranger to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont, where he experienced the rare thrill of being a contender for the most elusive prize in sports.

Martin Sheen loved horse racing.  For him it wasn't just the excitement of watching magnificent equine competitors display their power and skill; he was fascinated by the people of the backstretch, whose lives were totally intertwined with the race horses they mentioned.  When he heard about a trainer who had a story to tell, Martin wanted to tell it.  He discussed a possible biographical screenplay with writer, producer, director, and mentor Garry Marshall.  Garry suggested I work with Martin on the project.

In all humility, I felt I was perfect for the job.  At that time, I knew nothing about racing, nothing about Santa Anita or Hollywood Park, and didn't want to learn.  But, as an animal lover, I figured I'd get along really well with the horses.

Arrangements were made for Martin to drive me to the track where we would meet producer and racing fan Fred Roos, who would spearhead negotiations with the trainer for a movie about his life.

On our trip to the track Martin talked about his family, including the brother who trained horses in Florida.  I learned that their mother was Irish, their father, Spanish.  It may have been this diversity in his background which instilled in him a genuine compassion for others, especially those who suffer.  He impressed me as exceptionally intelligent and sensitive, qualities which helped to make him the great actor he was.

Martin also told me how much he admired Tony Randall and used him in his acting endeavors.  Mia Farrow once told him he reminded her of someone in the scene they had just done together.

"Tony Randall?" he asked.  "That's the one!" she responded.

Martin was also a fan of the late James Dean and the living singer, Bob Dylan.  Years later he encountered an associate of the music legend who offered to introduce him.

"I couldn't," he said.  "I mean, it was Bob Dylan!"

How odd but endearing, I thought, that this successful, respected actor, whom many considered a genius at his craft, felt too humble to be in the presence of his idol.

When we arrived at the track, Fred Roos, Martin, and I met briefly for pep talks and last-second strategizing before proceeding to the restaurant where we hoped to entice the successful trainer into putting his life in our hands--figuratively speaking, of course.

"That's a working man's hand," he told Martin as Fred made the introductions and a round of hand-shaking ensued.

The trainer had no idea he was meeting a gifted, accomplished actor.  In his eyes, Martin was a tough working man.  He liked that.  So did Martin.  There was an instant bond.  We had sprung from the starting gate like sure winners.

We sat down to the dinner that was not to be.  Fred Roos affirmed his and Martin's devotion to racing.  He expressed their appreciation for the trainer's contributions to the sport.  I silently sipped my glass of water.

Martin explained his desire to immortalize the trainer on film.  Although he and I had no track record with writing blockbuster movies, he suggested an analogy:  If we were untried yearlings who demonstrated the passion and potential to be champions, the trainer would take a chance on us, wouldn't he?  Very clever, I thought.  So did the trainer.  Smiles everywhere.  We all glowed with confidence and camaraderie.  The finish line was within reach.  Right there.  Just steps away.  Inside my head, crowds roared approval.

The trainer was relaxed now--and talking.  There were outstanding horses in his barn; the possibilities were exhilarating.  But the workers...If only he had decent workers!  Ones who spoke English.  And did their jobs.  The trainer's day had not gone well.  Ours was heading in the same direction.

The rant against his Mexican workers continued.  Martin's Spanish blood was seething, but he remained responsibly nonviolent.  His restraint was remarkable.  Fred Roos sat motionless.  It felt like a living nightmare.

Suddenly, it was over.  Martin, Fred, and I were walking out, shaken and disappointed.  The words used to facilitate our hasty exit are long forgotten, or were lost at the time when neurotransmitters shut down in dismay.  But, there was no shouting, no fisticuffs.  We left physically intact.

"I heard you met a bigot," Garry said the next day.  "I'm sorry."  I wasn't.  It was a learning experience.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

And This is Why I Am Not Married to Burt Reynolds



Tony Randall and Burt Reynolds were filming Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask," when a few of the writers at Paramount asked me if Tony would arrange for them to meet Woody.  I promised to find out at lunch.

We ate at a small restaurant within walking distance of both Paramount and Tony's studio.  I enjoyed my eggplant immensely and stared longingly as Tony left almost half of his on his plate.  He wasn't a big eater; when he didn't go out Tony often had only a can of tuna for his midday meal.  Perfect.  It always meant more for me.  I eagerly reached for his eggplant.  Tony held up his hand.

"It didn't taste right," he told me.  "I'm sending it back."

"Mine tasted great," I said, planning to do the tired old gag of clutching my stomach and falling over on the table as if poisoned.  I couldn't pull it off because the nice waitress was approaching with the check and probably didn't want me making a spectacle of myself.

When Tony cast aspersions on the food, she apologized profusely, snatched back the bill, and refused to let him pay.  It made me uncomfortable, especially since every morsel of mine was gone.  Celebrities, however, become accustomed to the special treatment they invariably receive.  Tony shrugged off my concerns with the comment that it's just the way the world works.  It was the way his world worked, not mine.  If I hadn't been there with Tony, my meal would never have been free.

Tony and I had many memorable dinners and lunches, including at Sardi's and Ma Maison.  This one was memorable too.  I remember it as "the eggplant embarrassment."  But, there was more embarrassment to come.

On the way out, Tony offered to introduce me to Burt Reynolds if I went back to the studio with him.  He liked Burt, thought he was wonderfully funny, and admired him as an actor.  I gave the matter some serious consideration for half a second.  Burt Reynolds was awfully cute at the time.  If fate had plans for us--small ones, like love at first sight--wouldn't it be a mistake to say no?  I agreed and we were on our way to the studio.

I should have known better.

As we walked, Tony related another tale of special treatment lavished on the "Star."  In New York he had gone to see Martin Sheen in a Shakespeare play.  When Martin noticed Tony in the audience he stopped the proceedings to pay tribute to him.  Tony was clearly proud of that moment.  He manifested his ham-actor-feigning-humility persona and thanked me for warning him previously that Martin was a fan.  If he hadn't known, the shock of "Shakespeare interrupted" might have been too much for him.

After we agreed that Martin was a great actor, and especially adept at spotting talent in others, Tony regaled me with accounts of the gorgeous women he'd seen lining up to meet Burt.  My prospects for a future with the superstar began to dim.  Then, they disappeared altogether.

Burt Reynolds wasn't there.

My mind cleared.  I recalled my promise to my friends, including Joe Glauberg, one of the nicest, most decent men in show business, who achieved well-deserved success as the creator of "Mork and Mindy."  Tony liked Joe and the others I mentioned, but couldn't guarantee that Woody would meet with them.  He described the director as extremely intense, serious, and totally focused on business.

I sensed discord.  Tony respected Garry Marshall's creative control on "Odd Couple," but even Garry wasn't allowed to give him "acting notes."  No one told Tony Randall how to act.  Did Woody Allen fail to realize that?

Finally, Tony said he'd talk to Woody if I did something for him.

"What?"

"Peek into Burt's dressing room."

"No."

Tony explained that a flimsy wall which didn't quite reach the ceiling was all that separated their dressing rooms.  If I stood on the bed I could peer into Burt's room and see if he was entertaining anyone.

"That's disgusting.  An invasion of privacy," I said.  "You do it."

Tony looked offended.  He claimed he'd never do anything like that.

"But you can do it," he insisted, "for the guys," meaning my friends at Paramount.

And, all right, I was curious.  Besides, aren't all actors exhibitionists?  Don't they want to be watched?

I hoisted myself onto the bed, stood on tip-toe, angled my head by the ceiling, and nearly fell over with relief when I saw...nothing.

Tony tried to act disappointed and suggested that I come back later to try again, but we both had had enough of playing Peeping Toms.

The meeting with Woody never came off.  I suspect he and Tony didn't get along.

And, Burt?  In the highly unlikely event you ever read this blog post...Sorry for the intrusion.